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A random Joke

Wife runs out of petrol and phones husband.....
"I'm scared to fill up 'cos of this swine flu"
Husband replies "you daft twat it's in mexico not fucking texaco!"
 

Tony Wales.

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A starving Asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a fairy who grants him 3 wishes!
He says " i'm hungry" Pow a banquet table appears!
He says "I want a nice house" Pow a mansion with a swiming pool appears!
He says "I want to be a real Englishman" Pow everything vanishes!
He says "where's everything gone?"
The fairy says "your an Englishman now and entiteled to FUCKALL!
 

Tony. Wales.