Two retired Colonels were swapping war stories in the club one evening.
"Came face to face with a tiger once, old boy" said one.
"Really old chap - how does one deal with a situation like that"
"Well, nothing I could do really - I parted some vegetation and there the blighter was - WAAAAAAAAA - wet my pants!"
"Quite entitled to wet one's pants faced with a man eating beast old chum"
"What? - oh, no, I don't mean back then with the tiger old boy - no - just then when I said WAAAAAAA - wet myself!"
 

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