A starving Asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a fairy who grants him 3 wishes!
He says " i'm hungry" Pow a banquet table appears!
He says "I want a nice house" Pow a mansion with a swiming pool appears!
He says "I want to be a real Englishman" Pow everything vanishes!
He says "where's everything gone?"
The fairy says "your an Englishman now and entiteled to FUCKALL!
Tony. Wales.
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