Bomb G T-Shirts - Terms and Conditions

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher says, "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks "is it a giraffe?"

"Very good Sally," the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?"
Billy holds up his hand and says, "It's a zebra."

"Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your
mother calls your father."

Little Johnny shouts out, "IS IT A HORNY GIT?"

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All equipment remains the property of Garrison Limited until paid for in full. Credit cards will not be charged until orders are ready for dispatch. Online orders can only be processed if all correct details are entered. Correct email addresses must be entered as your order may be delayed if we cannot contact you. If we find a problem with your card details and are unable to contact you, your order will be cancelled and no payment will be taken.

From time to time we may run out of stock. If we take your order for an item, but run out of stock prior to your order being dispatched we will inform you at the earliest opportunity by email or by phone. Items may be placed on backorder and be despatched at a later date at no extra postal charge.